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The Relation Between U And Me Is Like Hand & Eyes, When Hand Hurts, Eyes Cry... N When Eyes Cries... Hand Wipes That Our Friendship

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Chintu Chupke Cigarete Pi Raha Tha, Tabhi Us Ke Papa Aa Gaye. Chintu Ne Ghabrahat Mein, Jaldi Se Cigarette Shirt Ki Jeb Mein Chupa Li. Papa, Gusse Se: Kya Tum Cigarette Pee Rahe The? Chintu: Nahin Toh. Papa: Toh Phir Tumhari Shirt Se Yeh Dhuwan Kyun Nikal Raha Hai? Chintu: Papa Aap Ne Baat Hi Dil Jalane Wali Ki Hai Toh Dhuaan Toh Niklega Hi.

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Ek Mendhak Pandit Ke Pas Gya Aur Apna Future Pucha. Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki Milegi Aur Tera Dil Le Jayegi! Mendhak Khushi Se-Wo Milegi Kha? . . . . Pandit- Biology Lab Me !!!

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Patni: Sharam Nahi Aati, Dusri Aurat Ko Ghur Ghur Kar Dekh Rahe Ho..! Ab Tum Shadi Shuda Ho.. . . . . . Pati: Aisa Kaha Likha Hai Ki Upwas Ho To Khane Ka Menu Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakte.

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Teacher: Kal School Kyo Nahi Aaye The? . Ladka: Bird Flu Tha. Teacher: Ye To Birds Me Hota Hai.! Ladka(gusse Se) : Aadmi Samjha Hi Kab Hai Aapne.?? Roz To Murga Bana Dete Ho.

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Jab Kisi Ka Bura Waqt Aata Hai, To Uske Sare Dost Aur Pariwar Uske Saath Khade Hote Hai. . . . . Agar Yakin Nahi Hai To Shadi Ka Album Dekh Lo.

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