Funny SMS

आधी ज़िन्दगी किताबों में चली गयी, बाक़ी आधी फ़ेसबुक पर लड़कियों के नेल पॉलिस और लिपस्टिक की फ़ोटो लाइक करते गुज़र जानी है।

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Ek Sharabi Ek Din Sharab Peekar Ghar Aaya, Aur Apni Biwi Se Bola Agar Mere Hath Me Es Desh Ki Sarkar Ho To Mai Es Desh Ki Takdeer Badal Sakta Hu. Wife: Haramkhor Pahle Apni Pant To Badal Le Jo Subah Se Meri Salwar Pahan Ke Ghum Raha Hai.

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Boyfriend: Mujhe Nahi Lagata Ki Hamari Shadi Hogi. Girlfriend: Kyo Papa Se Mile? Boyfriend: Nahi Tumhari Bahan Se,Solid Item Hai.

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Pappu :- Janu Ab Tum Change Ho Gayi Ho. Gf :- Wo Kyun ? Pappu :- Ab Main Tumhe Kiss Karta Hu To Tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti. Gf :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close Ki Thi To Mere Purse Se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

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Cockroch Chuhe Se Darta Hai, Chuhe Billi Se, Billi Kutte Se, Kutta Admi Se, Admi Apni Girlfrnd Se, Aur Girlfriend "Cockroch" Se.

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Din Katte Hain Teri Khatir Rote-rote, . . Kaash! Tum Mere Saath Yahan Hote, . . Kam Se Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote.

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