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Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi.. Chappal Chor Das

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Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha.. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha- "Mandir Bada".. Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada" Pujari: "Dharti badi" Sharabi: "Dharti badi Toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi" Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada" Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada Toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada" Pujari: "Shiv bada" Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada" Pujari: "Parbat bada" Sharabi: "Parbat bada Toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" Pujari: "Hanuman bada" Sharabi: "Hanuman bada Toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada" Pujari: "Ram bada" Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada" Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada" . . . . Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada Jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

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Ek Pagal Roz Yehi Kehta Tha- Gulti Banaunga, Panchi Ko Marunga.. 6 Month Pagal Khane Me Treatment K Baad Dr. Ne Pucha- Ab Kya Karoge? Pagal- Shadi Dr.-phir? Pagal-suhagrat Dr.-good, Phir?pagal-sari Utarunga Dr.-phir?pagal-blouse Utarunga Dr.-oh No! Phir?pagal-br* Be Utarunga Dr.-my God, Phir?pagal-phir Kya! Br* K Elastic Se Gulti Banaunga Or Panchi Ko Marunga. Dr.-oh My Gudnes Sala 2 To Perfct Pagal Hai Re..

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Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?

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Ek Seth Ne Sindhi Salesman Rakha. Sales 4 Guna Ho Gayi.. Seth Ek Din Sindhi Se Milne Shop Pe Aaya Toh Woh Grahak Ko Fishing Rod Bech Raha Tha, Seth Khada Ho K Dekhne Laga, Grahak Ne 800 Me Fishing Rod Kharid Lia... Sindhi Salesmen Bola - itne Mehnge Joote Pehanke Fishing Karoge? Sports Shoe Le Lo Usne 600 Ke Shoes Le Liye Sindhi Bola-dhoop Lagegi, Ek Cap Bhi Lo, Usne Le Li Sindhi Bola - fishing Karte Hue Bhookh Lagegi To Kuch Khane Ko Le Lo Usne Chips, Biscuit Le Liye Woh Bola Fish Rakhne Ke Liye Ek Basket Le Lo, Le Liya Iss Tarah Uska Bill 8000 Bana Seth Bahut Khush Hua Bola - tum Acche Salesman Ho, Wo Keval Fishng Rod Lene Aaya Tha Or Tumne Itna Saman Bech Diya.. Sindhi Sales Man : Sethji Wo To Biwi Ke Liye "Whisper" Lene Aaya Tha, Maine Bola-7 Din Kya Karega, Ja Jake Machali Pakad...

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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