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Smita Posted In Story SMS

Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Door 1 Faujitruck Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya 2nd Seat Par Major Beitha Tha Santa Driver Ne Major Ko Bataya K Sir Petrol Pump Tak Dhakka Laganaparrayga Sub Neechay Utray Aur ... Dhakka Lagana Shuru Kia Kaafi Dair Baad Petrol Pump Par Pahunch Gaye.. Kuchh Jawan Thak K Behosh Ho Gaye Santa Ne Petrol Dalwana Shuru Kia To Major Ne Kaha K Peechhy Jo Drum Hai Us Mebhe Dalwa Lo . Santa : Sir, Wo Tou Full Hai Emergency K Liye Rakha Hua Hai:-p:-d

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Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main. Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau. Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe. Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu. Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali. Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D Muskan Meri. Aisi Albeli. Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau. Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum. Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :* Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai. Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar Jaau..hehehe :P Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main Chillau>:(.

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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

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Anushka Posted In Story SMS

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Anushka Posted In Story SMS

Once There Was A Boy Who Loved A Girl But That Girl Only Hated Him, Boy Asked The Girl That He Will Change Her Hatred To Love & He Asked Girl That He Will Stand In Front Of Her House Till Next 100 Days Stroms N Rains Came But The Boy Didn’t Move With The Passage Of Days That Girl Started Falling In Love With Him On 99th Day The Girl Decided That She Will Say That She Also Loves Him With The Rise Of Sun Of 100th Day The Girl Went Out But The Boy Wasn’t There She Was Worried Then She Found A Paper On Which It Was Written “Tere Chakar Mein Teri Padoswali Set Ho Gai”

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Anushka Posted In Story SMS

Death came to a guy and said, “My frnd today is ur day” Guy: “But Im not ready!”. Then death said, “Well ur name is the next on my list”. Guy: “Okay why don’t u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?”. Then death said, “All right” The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list… When death woke up he said to the guy, “Because u have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list”

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